Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Olympic Boyfriends should be seen and not heard
"My time was excellent," Kosuke Kitajima said. "This is what I was hoping for and I won with that time. I tried to swim precisely for each stroke and keep a good rhythm," he added. "My performance was perfect and ideal. I would have been baffled if you do not say that was perfect."
Oh well, confidence is an attractive quality.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
So many boyfriends, so little time...
Day 15 - He's here, he's Australian, get used to it!
With encouragement like that (and a horse's head cut off and placed in my bed last night... thanks a lot!) how can I resist welcoming Matt through my revolving door of Olympic paramours. I mean look at him:
Cute, talented, comfortable wearing very little clothing, and willing to spend a lot of time on his hair in between diving rounds -- he's got it all. In fact the only reason I almost passed him by today is because he truly has it all: he already has a boyfriend who has been by his side through all the olympic competition (here he is on FaceBook):
Lucky devils -- both of them!
Matthew is hot, happening, and (although I hate to have to share, but sharing is caring) today I dub thee, Matthew Mitcham, my Olympic Boyfriend of the day.
Day 14 - Today I am a Clay(not Aiken)-mate!
He runs:
He jumps:
He flies:
He can grab a large stick...
...and bend it a whole lot:
He sometimes forgets to wear his shoes:
...and frequently forgets his shirt as well:
For all those skills, and for winning the 2008 Olympic Decathlon, Bryan Clay is my Olympic Boyfriend of the Day.
Sorry... those are the rules.
(but call me later, ok?)
(I bet he could do a mean Colin Powell impression, too:)
Day 12: Where there's smoke, there's friendship
(seriously: is that a McDonald's logo on his shirt???)
But you're not just a medal-winning athlete. When no one was mingling with the Chinese athletes a few years back you persisted and made many acquaintances on the team, and a best friend in Chinese diver Wang Feng. Such a good buddy, actually, that one night (after putting back a few pints with him) you made four burn marks on your arm as part of a friendship pact with Feng. (here's the whole story). You can see the marks on Feng's arm here:
I guess I'm not the first one to see how special you are because somebody else beat me to the punch in making this video that I would have totally made had they not already made it:
Day 11: Truth in Adver-diving
Is this Lance Bass?
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Day 10: Oh, Canada
You made up for it by sending this guy, Jared Connaughton, to the Olympics:
No, he hasn't won any medals (yet!) but he certainly serves to distract from the memory of that eight day abstention from victory.
Connaughton hails from New Haven, Prince Edward Island, Canada. He's a track & field athlete representing the land of the maple leaf in the upcoming 200m and will also run the 2nd leg of the 4x100m relay. He's already successfully qualified for the 200m semifinal on Thursday....so don't blame Jared -- Blame Canada! Off the track, Jared is a Law student, and a Cancer, born on the cusp of Leo, making him a sensitive introvert, ambitious, proud, creative, flamboyant, nurturing, traditional, strong, expressive, organized, inspiring, intuitive, cheerful, self-assured, practical, realistic, romantic, social, dependent, passionate, generous, emotional, and today's Olympic Boyfriend of the Day.
(P.S.: why does he need all those upper body muscles to run track? Oh... nevermind, they can stay.)
Monday, August 18, 2008
Day 9: Xiáng went the strings of my heart
Why did I start this blog? Because there was one athlete I was hoping would be my for-real Olympic boyfriend, and I thought I'd mix in all these other hotties to seem less obsessive (although I'm sure that hasn't been the result.) You can imagine the devastation I felt when my cellphone buzzed at 9:05 PM PST with a Breaking News text from NBC Olympics saying Liu Xiang had withdrawn from the games due to injury.This is big news: it's as if Phelps had shown up without his Speedos, or Beckham gave up soccer and took up needlepoint on the eve of the World Cup, or Michael Jordan played baseball instead of....
Anyway, a nation of 1.3 billion supporters wept:Liu, despite the fact that your achilles heel really turned out to be your Achilles Heel, I see your many accomplishments, your good hair, your great looks, your big strong legs, and your charming Coca-Cola commercials and want you to know you are still my choice for Olympic Boyfriend of the Day. Speedy recovery.
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Breathe a heavy thigh of relief...
Day 8: The greatest
He's the man, the myth, the legend, the denizen of Baltimore (land of my family! holla!) who knows that once you go Gold you never go back, and if you have long fingernails you can touch the scoring pad from farther away. He's Michael Phelps.Michael: If I make you my Olympic Boyfriend of the Day for just this one day will you promise not to sit through any more interviews where Bob Costas asks "Are you the greatest? What's it like to be the greatest?' and also "How'd your Mom become as big a celebrity as you?" (Hint: it's because NBC keeps an extra camera on her to edit in more and more footage of her on each special recap episode.)
Mr. Phelps, seriously, you are truly amazing, and we should both feel honored that you're my boyfriend (for a day). But if one more analyst asks if your medal count pales in comparison to those of Jesse Owens and Carl Lewis because their sports award fewer medals I'm going to have to break up with you... but according to the rules of this blog, I'll break up with you tomorrow anyway: so I guess just whichever comes first.
Day 7: He ain't heavy(weight), he's my brother!
Greco-Roman wrestling's Guenot brothers won gold and bronze for France on the same day. Oh brother, indeed! I take thee both to be my lawfully wedded Olympic Boyfriends of the Day.
Steeve Francois Fabien Guenot (below) is 5'8'', 146 lbs, he's a 23-year old Libra who works as a security guard on the Paris Metro.
Twenty-nine year old big brother Christophe Rene Marcel Guenot (below) is 5'10'', 163 lbs, and a Capricorn, and works as a Security Guard when he's not wrestling.
Full coverage at Oh-La-La Mag
Friday, August 15, 2008
Day 6: Roger, over and out!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Day 5: It takes two!
Intense in practice, serious on the springboard, yet light-hearted in victory: they know how to let down their "Great Wall of concentration" when the competition ends: they laugh and cheer, they hug, and they shower together on worldwide network television.