Alexander Despatie, your smoldering good looks and stellar diving techniques make you the Colin Ferrell of the diving board, and my Olympic Boyfriend of the Day.
(seriously: is that a McDonald's logo on his shirt???)
But you're not just a medal-winning athlete. When no one was mingling with the Chinese athletes a few years back you persisted and made many acquaintances on the team, and a best friend in Chinese diver Wang Feng. Such a good buddy, actually, that one night (after putting back a few pints with him) you made four burn marks on your arm as part of a friendship pact with Feng. (here's the whole story). You can see the marks on Feng's arm here:
I guess I'm not the first one to see how special you are because somebody else beat me to the punch in making this video that I would have totally made had they not already made it:
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